These awkward attempts at poses were sponsored by Blondie and this stubborn swimming costume. This is a bit old now, taken during the time of no internet, but features possibly my most favourite vintage item ever - a boned strapless swimming costume, which I often wear as a bustier in evenings, and cost me about £7 from 21st Century Retro on Holloway Road (best vintage shop ever).

Jumper, £free, Leeds Community Clothing Exchange
Swimming costume, £7, 21st Century Retro
Peg leg trousers, £15, very.co.uk
Shoes, £15, Evans